what is this from
- Matt Chandler (via littlethingsaboutgod)
one time i was making out with a guy and he started to put his hand down my pants and i said to stop but he didn’t so i punched him in the jugular and as i walked out of the house i told his mom that her son was an incompetent dick shit that needs to go back to kindergarten to learn the meaning of the word no and that’s how you handle people who don’t take no for an answer
I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.
If you can’t come let me know.
SO I WAS GETTING ON THE BUS TODAY AND TO GUIDE MYSELF I GRAB THE SEATS BUT I MISSED AND GRABBED THE TOP OF THIS LIL MIDDLE SCHOOLERS HEAD LIKE A CLAW MACHINE
Why does poo stink if it just drops into the water and sits there until you flush it??